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Puritänischer Gestapo

Mon May 18, 2009, 12:25 PM
  • Mood: Outraged
  • Listening to: The soft hum of my laptop
  • Reading: This journal
  • Watching: My laptop monitor
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
You leave 'em alone for a couple of weeks and what do they do? They start meddling with your deviations.

Anyone ever seen [link] or [link] ? Probably not, and with good reason: these are reallyh bad deviations. Worthless to the bone. Just me trying out a tablet and failing miserably. You need a lot of imagination to see naked ladies here, and you need a whole lot more - plus some strange, misplaced sense of what that person would consider decency - to be offended by it. Of course, someone was offended by it, and they gave it a mature tag. Wouldn't have been my choice, but I can live with it.

However, there is one deviaton I cannot show you anymore due to the fact that it has been removed. This one you might have seen: it depicts a vagina - not a spread one, just a normal picture of a normal part of a normal body, photographed from the side - with Smurfette, the girl smurf, diving into it. It was funny, it was slightly vulgar, it was rated mature. Not that DA cares about that. Someone (probably some christo-puritan idiot searching the web for pictures with vaginas in them, eventually claiming he wants to rid the world of said pictures but really just wanting to look at the one thing he'll never see nor feel nor lick nor fuck again and again and again) reported it, and they took it down.

At least they could have said something. A note would have been fine. 'Dude, someone didn't like this, why'd you make it?' I could have defended myself. I could have stood a chance. But no. They just did whatever the puritan told them to do.

Fucking wankers.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Netherlands
  • Interests: Writing, filmmaking, watching films, music, Photoshop, smoking, the Internet, teaching
  • Favourite movie: Amélie, Batman Begins, The Fly, The Shawshank Redemption, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Wars
  • Favourite poet or writer: W.F. Hermans, Herman Brusselmans, Harry Mulisch, George Orwell, DBC Pierre, Irvine Welsh
  • Operating System: Windows Vista Home Premium
  • Favourite game: GTA: San Andreas, GTA IV, KOTOR
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
  • Personal Quote: Bye now
  • Tools of the Trade: My twisted yet genius mind, and Photoshop of course

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An apostrophe?

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Yes. That's what they give to senior members. Aren't you excited?

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seriously, i have a can with like, 30 pennies in it, and i take them out and night and brub them together giggling maniacally.

-Kowalski, on being a money-"brubbing" kike.
Not really. I don't believe the term 'senior' has anything to do with how long you've been a member.

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You mean it's a conspiracy?

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seriously, i have a can with like, 30 pennies in it, and i take them out and night and brub them together giggling maniacally.

-Kowalski, on being a money-"brubbing" kike.
Absolutely.

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